Category Archives: Television

Great Minds Think Alike

As we all know, Season 4 of MTV’s Jersey Shore will take the cast to Italy, where they will presumably get a whole different kind of chocolatey wasted, engage the locals in fisticuffs and leave with a stronger sense of their personal … Continue reading

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Hawaii Five-NO

Dear God is this show terrible. I mean, I could have told you that after the second time I saw Daniel Dae Kim’s beefcake stare roll by on a city bus, but due to my mother’s penchant for crime procedurals … Continue reading

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Wedded Bliss, Holy Matrimony, What The Eff Ever

Yesterday was supposedly a big day for weddings, the date 10/10/10 signifying the couple in question would have a “perfect 10 marriage’. Accordingly, I was going to post a feminist rant about the capitalist drive of the wedding industry, how … Continue reading

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Mad Men Yourself

Has anyone else noticed a young, attractive and vulnerable female is planted in every epiosde? It’s like Don Draper has his own private game of Where’s Waldo going on – Find the Floozy. Continue reading

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The Hunting of the Snook

I was at Seaside Heights to 1) nap off a late Saturday night 2) catch up with a friend 3) get buzzed 4) play arcade games in order to win a pack of those animal shaped rubber band things.

In the process of enjoying our day we saw Snooki of Jersey Shore 1) traipsing the boardwalk 2) playing arcade games 3) getting buzzed. As far as I can see, the only difference is that she gets paid to attract drama. Continue reading

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